I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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