I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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