Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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