I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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