Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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