I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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