Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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