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(517): View more from Michigan

and trust me i need no booty pop lessons

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(804): View more from Virginia

so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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(815): View more from Illinois

It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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(360): View more from Washington

we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...

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(310): View more from California

Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!

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