Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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