420 ftw
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
where does the pee come out of this thing
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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