how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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