return my video game
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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