every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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