He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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