She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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