I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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