youre lurking in front of me
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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