Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Im part way to drunk.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
