I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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