she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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