we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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