1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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