Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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