Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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