idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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