Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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