Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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