btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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