just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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