I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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