I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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