He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Can't talk, ducks in the car
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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