Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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