She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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