I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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