it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
