So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Who died my cat blue again?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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