either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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