That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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