Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
In America we eat man semen.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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