If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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