Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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