did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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