ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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