I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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