well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Randomize
