32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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