Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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