i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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