The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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