He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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