so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
