have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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